Sebastian seems to have won out in the Fight for Megan's Mouth. He and Megan are eagerly snogging away while Lilian sets the barbeque on fire.
It takes them exactly thirty seconds to move their fun and games into the bedroom. They aren't even dating, Sebastian's just horny, and Megan's an easy target. That poor girl. He's wily. He's taking advantage of their history. How dare he! (I don't think she minds, though.)
Poor, unsuspecting Julian is innocently playing video games downstairs while his off-and-on romantic interest is in bed with his best friend. The scandal!
He finally notices when Megan and Sebastian come downstairs in their underwear, tousled from sex. Megan is immediately apologetic, much to his relief.
In fact, she's very apologetic.
Oh. Megan.
"I never meant to hurt your feelings, Julian. Sebastian's just so... blond!"
Oops. Seb noticed the apologies running rampant in his very expensive house. His best friend and his... Megan!
"What the hell are you doing? What's the matter with you?!"
"Seb, I didn't mean to!"
"What, you just fell on his face?!"
In his rage, he hits her. HE EFFING HITS HER. LIKE TWELVE TIMES.
SLAPSLAPSLAP. Right across the face. And she's still warm from his lovinz!
Traumatized, beaten, and gooey in unfortunate places, Megan runs to Julian for comfort.
He comforts her...
... and comforts her.
Meanwhile, oblivious to all the drama occuring in her home, Lilian chats up the male maid.
"This is how you Walk Like an Egyptian!"
Paige and Kingston are off in their own little world.
"I SAW A MOUSE AND IT WAS SCARY!"
D:
All seems quiet for a few days. The drama seems to die down. Megan and Julian even start dating - all official-like, much to Seb's GREAT irritation.
And then it all goes to hell in a handbasket.
Uh oh.
Maybe it's just the flu?
Or maybe not.
After the news breaks, things get increasingly awkward between our love triangle. (Love square if you include Lilian, who's pretty much always following Seb around with puppydog eyes.)
"So I'm pregnant."
"So... who's the father? Me or Julian?"
"Yeah... about that..."
"You don't know?!"
"Shut up, you're EVIL!"
Julian doesn't take the uncertainty of paternity well. He and Seb duke it out in the bedroom. They were best friends for years, and now they can't stand to be in the same room with each other. All because neither of them could keep it in their pants.
"If this baby's yours, I swear to llama -" *facesmash*
"Like I want to father Megan's devilchild!"
"DON'T TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT ARRRRGH"
At least Megan can carry on normally. She might be on maternity leave, but that's no reason to let herself get out of shape! She's a traffic cop, damn it! She needs to be in peak physical condition, baby or no.
Things are still awful between Seb and Megan. You could cut the tension with a knife. The first time he shows any interest in the baby at all and tries to talk to her tummy, she won't let him near her. That's probably because they're so far into the red that the option to make Seb her nemesis is now available under the Mean options.
"But Megan, what if it's mi-"
"Get away from me, you woman beater!"
"If you don't stop eyeing my waffles, Preggo, I'm gonna detail to you how bendy your little sist-"
"EW STOP."
If only one good thing has come from all this drama, it's that Paige and Kingston are spending a load more time together, and getting along a lot better, because Megan's no longer flirting with Kingston, and Paige has stopped hitting on Seb.
"EAT DIRT, MAGGOT."
"YOU'RE GOING DOWN, BLONDIE."
In fact, things are going so well that Kingston pops the question! (Again).
Hang on. Where's Megan going?
HOSHT. Paige said yes!
And Megan had a baby!
Note the distinct absence of both Seb and Julian. Jerks.
So this is baby Liam Kennedy. He's artistic and good, and loves the colour seafoam, Latin music, and autumn salad.
Who do YOU think his father is?
Find out NEXT TIME (maybe) on the P. Kennedy Legacy.
D: Awesome updaaaate.
ReplyDeleteI THINK HE'S SEB'S. Although the GOOD trait throws everything off. Maybe it's God's :P
IT'S SEBS!
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